When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

We’ve gone from Man’s Search for Meaning To Cyborgs’ search for attention Man’s search for meaning is self-s…

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position