Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

I will gladly suffer fools for love