The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
