Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that