You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither