We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet