Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one