I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought