Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
