People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Imagine if the Terminator had com… Not to kill off human beings But to seduce them and mate Begetting offspring That are neither human nor inhuman…

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help