On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game