When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
