Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe