It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable