Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.