Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain