Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie