We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
