I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…