Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short