People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until