The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
