Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

I will gladly suffer fools for love

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…