There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…