You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–