A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
