People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it