The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
