War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print