Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…