I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
