Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…