The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
