Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
