Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that
God is the world’s only super-bower
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
