I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric