When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)