The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle