The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those