Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…