In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–