X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
