I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

“The human body generates more bio…

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…