In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
