To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye