You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…