Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

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In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…