I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate