I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one