In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
