People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five