One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
Never Win Anything
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact