I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her