We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
