Do What You’re Good At, di Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Do What You’re Good At

When they shut down Ringling Bros.

a down on his luck clown

looked into a second career as a mime

but was informed that the mimes

were only accepting applications from scary clowns

The clown drifted for several years

until he found his dream job

helping stuff Tokyo commuters

onto subway cars during rush hour

Altre opere di Chris Gaither...

Lay It on Me

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

Moshiach Is Already with Us; We Need Only Turn Around to Finally See Him

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

God Is a Big Believer in On-the-job Training

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

The Trust Fall of Man

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

Beyond Good and Evil

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

It’s the Best of Both Worlds as We Know It

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

All Predictions Come True and Large Language Models Predict That the Next Word After Game Will Be Over

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

“Researchers at the University of Texas at Austin reported they successfully used a brain scanner paired with an AI language model to glean the gist of a person’s thoughts and translate them into words”

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

We Are All Inigo Montoya. Yet We All Killed the Name-of-the-Father. And We Are All Preparing to Die.

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

Piece de Resistance

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

The Challenger Disaster

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

To Be on the Safe Side, Be on the Safe Side

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

Religion Is Enchanting; Science Is Intoxicating

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Haiku

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score