If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
