What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

When Luke unknowingly asks Yoda “How far away is Yoda– Will it take us long to get there?… Yoda replies “Patience, soon you will be with h…

Like it or not If you’re not mating for life You are mating for death The real meaning of free love, the… Is the freedom to choose

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism