I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…