The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

God is the world’s only super-bower

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction