The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
Imagine if the Terminator had com… Not to kill off human beings But to seduce them and mate Begetting offspring That are neither human nor inhuman…
In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
