Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids