I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us