Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you