You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

I don’t get mad I get odd

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists